duskyducks: avatar-addiction: keasttheleast: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing  i worry about the people on here sometimes (Source: shinytotodile, via microscopicdreams-deactivated20)

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

(Source: shinytotodile, via microscopicdreams-deactivated20)

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST  (Source: elderstunningham, via thoughtsareextraordinary)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(Source: elderstunningham, via thoughtsareextraordinary)

babyferaligator: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd that’s not how weed works (via beatlesbaby)

babyferaligator:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

that’s not how weed works

(via beatlesbaby)

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years
theclearlydope:


Responsible dog takes care of drunk cat friend. 
captainofthessjohnlock:


h0odrich:


clip from the brand new oreo commercial


so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
journeytoherwings:

 
skwagger:


omg